thehyperion:

my grandpa just watched my grandma paint her nails, stared at them for a minute, grabbed the nailpolish and painted one of his nails, stared at it and shook his head saying, “i could not do that every day.” he’s not taking it off omg he keeps staring at it and mumbling “that’s pretty but no”

batreaux:

why did the wicked witch of the west have a bucket of water just hanging out

clavid:

me when i’m reading my dumbass dash

whudduplex:

same

cisanime:

it’s all fun and games until hot topic puts it on a shirt

rubbersuitgodzilla:

They shoulda never gave you niggas photoshop

threepac:

ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli